Seagulls at the Walmart

Seagulls at the WalmartMark Holmes

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Sparky’s on the star pole searching the black sea

For fireballs and warheads and more stuff to eat

Scout’s in line for Swedish fish flounder, gum, or toast

Sarge don’t let Nerds run off to sewers for the coast

We’re seagulls at the Walmart getting fat and having fun

Living in the parking lot in the Oklahoma sun

Who needs the ocean or the Gulf Stream

The best food is here it ain’t downstream

We don’t like Camel butts or Fiji bottle caps

Jellyfish bags are rough, but not the fruity wraps

We’re seagulls at the Walmart getting fat and having fun

Living in the parking lot in the Oklahoma sun

Sometimes we miss sushi and half-shells on the shore

But we’ve come to recognize that there’s something more

We ain’t rats with wings who poop on minivans

We save the world from humans who don’t use garbage cans

Patches lost his mind in a red Solo cup

And Boobie flies higher since the drugstore came up

Before the stars buzz and the sweepers come for dirt

The whole flock will fly by the dumpsters for dessert

We’re seagulls at the Walmart getting fat and having fun

Living in the parking lot in the Oklahoma sun

We’ve got all the basic food groups right here!

Garbage, trash, refuse

Garbage, waste, rats

Did I mention garbage?

I think it’s time for the deli to dump the donuts!

Hey, pass me one of them Platex cigars!

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