Paparazzi

I like swimming in the buff

Out on the old Gulf Stream

But, I don’t like no peeping Toms

Exposing me

 

I like mating with the ladies

I got a couple on the side

I don’t ever want to see them

Cable wide

 

Oh, paparazzo

Discovery

Oh, paparazzo 

Stop tracking me

 

Oh, paparazzi

One, week from hell

Oh, paparazzi

So many ads to sell

 

It’s hard to hunt with all this hardware on

I click and pop and flash

I got cameras in my grill

And optics up my [beep]

 

Oh, paparazzo

Discovery

Oh, paparazzo 

Stop tracking me

 

Oh, paparazzi

One, week from hell

Oh, paparazzi

So many ads to sell

 

I use to be the predator

Now I’m the prey

 

I’d like to go and hide

Somewhere deep and dark

O-M-G an R-O-V

It sucks to be a shark!

 

Oh, paparazzo

Discovery

Oh, paparazzo 

Stop tracking me

 

Oh, paparazzi

One, week from hell

Oh, paparazzi

So many ads to sell

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